i’m so pissed agh

some white guy can kill a kid who’s just getting some snacks because said kid “didn’t look trustworthy” and get off scot-free.

meanwhile, mentally ill muslims have actually been targeted by fbi agents, who come up with terrorist plots, convince these people that terrorism is a great idea, provide the means of committing the act, and then arrest the person who, WITHOUT FBI INTERFERENCE, WOULD HAVE DONE NOTHING.

lunaomi:

gokuma:

xurvos:

lolshtus:

Transformers, Oreos In Disguise

omg what a cutie

wouldn’t they be called transformeos?

spirit-worldwarrior:

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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isn’t there an old story somewhere where the women collectively locked the men out of the village or smthn and refused to have sex with them in order to get them to stop fighting a stupid war

do you mean lysistrata, by any chance?

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

biglittleprincess:

Shout out to all of the brown girls whose first time shaving wasn’t a joyful step into womanhood, but an occasion marked by the shame and grief of coming home from school and begging your mom to let you do it because the kids at school wouldn’t stop pointing and laughing

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

spookitron:

chuckle-voodoos:

duck-leer:

analtier:

The resemblance is uncanny tho

damara scares me way more than azula

and they both ruthlessly attack dante basco

BLESS THIS POST

acoela:

oh my god you guys

this episode made me cry like a little baby

poor kanaya ;o;!!

You can never be overdressed or overeducated.
Oscar Wilde (via observando)